Cerita Pendek Lucu

"Eh adek kok rambut boneka barbie nya di botakin sih? Kan jd jelek! | Biarin aja mah, nanti juga tumbuh lg! | -___- "
"Om . . saya mau ngelamar anak om | Punya apa kmu mau ngelamar anak saya | Punya 100 M om | Wow!! disimpen di bank mana?? | Di FB om. Chip Poker | Seettdah stress kali ya ni bocah -_- "
" . . *Di tambal ban* Bang ban dalem jual?? | Jual dek | Pentil?? | Jual | Pompa?? | Juaal | Oh klo gtu saya pesen mie goreng satu | MATI AJA LO DEK! >.< "
" . . *Murid Baru* Namamu siapa?? | Nadine pak | Oh . . NADINE !! | Kenapa pak?? | Capuccino buatanmu NUMERO UNO! | o_O . . #KorbanIklan -_- "
"Lady Gaga itu ternyata dari Jawa din !! | Kata siapa jon?? | Dia sendiri yang bilang | Emang dia bilang apa?? | Katanya dia penyanyi Solo | o_O "
"Ncu sebelum kakek meninggal kakek punya permintaan | Apa kek?? :'( | Jangan jual tanah dibelakang rumah | Emang kenapa kek?? :'( | Bukan punya kita | -_- "
"Din . . beliin mama beras ya diwarung entar mama kasih seribu | Mama aja deh yg beli entar aku kasih seribu lima ratus | -___- Seettdah ni bocah tengil amat !! "
" . . *Di warteg* Mas perkedel ada?? | Ada | Mie goreng?? | Ada | Nasi putih?? | Ada, adek mau apa?? | Saya mau pulang mas . . Bye!! ( ^.^)| Kurang asem ni bocah !! Щ(ºДºщ) *lempar gas elpiji "
"Bang ko mukanya pucet, sakit?? | Ga koq | Laper bang?? | Ga juga | Terus?? | Pengen berak ga ada AIR neng . . :c neng tolong neng (>_<") | (¬_¬) "
"Nama?? | James Lewsen | Wah, turunan Inggris ya?? ( ^.^) | Bukan!! itu artinya Saya Lahir Jam Enam Sore Lewat Semenit | ( O_o) . . "
"Jon lo punya betadine?? | Buat siapa tong?? Ada yg luka?? | Iya hati gue kalo lagi luka susah sembuh, kalo ga minum betadine | Kasiann . . (´._.`)\(-_- ") "
"Jon lo punya betadine?? | Buat siapa tong?? Ada yg luka?? | Iya hati gue kalo lagi luka susah sembuh, kalo ga minum betadine | Kasiann . . (´._.`)\(-_- ") "
" . . *Di Zebra Cross* Nenek mau nyebrang?? | Ga ncu | Nunggu org nek?? | Ga juga | Trus ngapain disini?? | Nenek mau latihan catwalk ncu | (o_O ) *SALTO 7 TURUNAN* "
" . . *tok tok tok* Permisi | Siapa disana?? | Tukang kredit | Maaf ga ada orang | (¬_¬") . . "
" . . Bagi Raport* Jono | Iya pak | Ini ancur banget | Nilai saya ancur pak?? | Bukan | Terus yang ancur apa pak?? | Foto kamu | NJIIRRR >.<"  "
"Eh adek kok rambut boneka barbie nya di botakin sih? Kan jd jelek! | Biarin aja mah, nanti juga tumbuh lg! | -___- "
"Om . . saya mau ngelamar anak om | Punya apa kmu mau ngelamar anak saya | Punya 100 M om | Wow!! disimpen di bank mana?? | Di FB om. Chip Poker | Seettdah stress kali ya ni bocah -_- "
" . . *Di tambal ban* Bang ban dalem jual?? | Jual dek | Pentil?? | Jual | Pompa?? | Juaal | Oh klo gtu saya pesen mie goreng satu | MATI AJA LO DEK! >.< "
" . . *Murid Baru* Namamu siapa?? | Nadine pak | Oh . . NADINE !! | Kenapa pak?? | Capuccino buatanmu NUMERO UNO! | o_O . . #KorbanIklan -_- "
"Lady Gaga itu ternyata dari Jawa din !! | Kata siapa jon?? | Dia sendiri yang bilang | Emang dia bilang apa?? | Katanya dia penyanyi Solo | o_O "
"Ncu sebelum kakek meninggal kakek punya permintaan | Apa kek?? :'( | Jangan jual tanah dibelakang rumah | Emang kenapa kek?? :'( | Bukan punya kita | -_- "
"Din . . beliin mama beras ya diwarung entar mama kasih seribu | Mama aja deh yg beli entar aku kasih seribu lima ratus | -___- Seettdah ni bocah tengil amat !! "

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